He's as cool as a prized marrow!

Keith Deller’s not just an underdog, he’s an underpuppy!

Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he’s chuffing like a choo-choo train!

Steve Beaton – The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance – a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.

He’s about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

It’s like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

Steve Beaton, he’s not Adonis, he’s THE donis.

Big Cliff Lazarenko’s idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.

One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time.

Well as giraffes say, you don’t get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.